Presenting The Prestige Money Tree

They said Money doesn't grow on trees....until now!

The magic money tree, no one wants you to know about is now available exclusively from Prestige Flowers.
For the first time in WORLD history you can now get your hands on this mystical money tree, to change your luck and fortunes. We have commissioned Japanese scientists to carry out experiments in Witwatersrand Basin, South Africa near Johannesburg to produce 2 scientific formulas to help you grow your own gold!

Working with Japanese head scientist Dr Gott' Char, Prestige Flowers are proud to present the first batch of money plants that not only grows like a normal healthy plant, but over time the leaves turn into GOLD. Yes you heard right, after 14 months of experimenting and £500,000 investment the product is now available for the UK market. You are finally able to get your hands on an actual money tree!

So how does it work?

The process involves a specific formula of chemical potassium, commonly used for commercial flower food, enriched with suphoslas, arsenoprite and chalcorytite, common minerals found in gold. This crystallises through the plant to become an ore. This new solution essentially infects the plants natural growth process during usual photosynthesis, essentially surfacing the plants chlorophyll to produce gold. This laboratory solution has been named S. no 888BS and is balanced across 2 treatments of solute. The first applied to the plant at day one maintaining consistent humidity, hydration and temperature at 27 Degrees. Within 3 days noticeable results are attained through new perennial shoots. After day 4 a second dose of the solute is to be applied under the same conditions. Withing 30 days of environment control, 40% of the plant can be consumed with atomically identical gold substance.

The element, under inspection, bears exact qualities of gold AU. In fact, the substance has an atomic mass of 196.96657 u and a melting point 1,064 °C. This new exact